Privacy

What this website collects, and what it doesn’t.

This page covers two things: this website, and the early-list signup. That is its whole scope.

Last updated 22 August 2026

The short version

This website sets no cookies, runs no analytics, and loads no tracking scripts. If you join the early list, we get an email address and we use it to email you about Biscuit. That is the whole thing.

What this website collects

Nothing, on our end. These are two static files. There is no JavaScript on this site, no cookie banner because there are no cookies to consent to, no analytics, no pixels, no session tracking, no fingerprinting, no advertising tags.

Two things do load from outside, and you should know about both:

Whoever hosts these files may also keep ordinary server logs, the same as any website. We don’t use those logs to build a profile of you.

If you join the early list

You give us an email address, plus whatever else you choose to type into the form. That lands in Google Forms, and we see it there.

About the device

Biscuit isn’t for sale yet, and this page doesn’t cover it. The privacy terms for the device itself will be published before it ships.

Children

The early list isn’t meant for children under 13, and we don’t knowingly collect their information. If a child signed up, tell us at chris@biscuittheguardian.com and we’ll remove it.

Changes to this page

If this policy changes, the date at the top changes with it. If a change is significant, we’ll say so to the early list rather than quietly editing the file.

Who “we” is: Biscuit the Guardian LLC. Patent pending.

Questions about any of this: chris@biscuittheguardian.com